- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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