People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Rylan Clark

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

someone called someone else a frog

snowglobe

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

And now a word from our sponsors

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...