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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Are you gay. No. Ok.

feminism

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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