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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has genitial warts? me

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

This isn't funny.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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