A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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