- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

I have a horse.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What stops a train? A missile

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

All of these jokes are about white people

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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