Yellow People !!

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

hey hey apple

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

The child was fired from his job.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Justin with a hat.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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