Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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