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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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