Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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