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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

A gay man watches football.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she