Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Anti Joke

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