- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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