Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Albert <3 Hunter

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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