- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

kieran is a homosexual

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

angelo snyder is not ga

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Tucker Rivera

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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