- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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