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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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