- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why was the boy laughing? Because

alert("Hello");

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A young baby died.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Horse.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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