why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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