- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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