- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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