- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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