- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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