- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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