What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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