How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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ure mama's so fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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human centipede

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Anti Joke

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