- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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