- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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