- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

that wall over there ->

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

NEVER

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

These Jokes suck.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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