What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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