Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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