I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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pull my finger (farts)

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