Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Maths.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Anti Joke

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