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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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