- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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