If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Chicken

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