- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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