Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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