- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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