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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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