How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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