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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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