Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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