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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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