Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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