A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Im gay What about you

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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