- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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