- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Robert Mugabe.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Hats better than a stick? A stone

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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