Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

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