- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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