- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Justin Bieber.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

woman's rights

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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