- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Flowers are colors Love me

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What fires shots? A gun

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Faithful men.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.