What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

thumb_up thumb_down -12

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

your face

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops