- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Phew... it's gone.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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