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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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