- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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