- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

i hate non minorities!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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