why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A jew enters a mall.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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