- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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