- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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