- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

I have a horse.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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