A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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