- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Women's rights

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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