- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Hail Hitler

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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