Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

what's black and can't swim?

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

I literally died laughing

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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