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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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