Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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