- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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