- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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