Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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