- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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