- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

i like turtles

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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