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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the snake say to the rat?

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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