- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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