Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Burp

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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