- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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