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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Matthew Wyckoff

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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