- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

homosexual rights to marriage

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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