What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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