- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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