- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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