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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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