Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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I'm so punny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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