Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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