hey justin

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

thumb_up thumb_down -6

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is the best joke ever? 1D

thumb_up thumb_down -6

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Loperson

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops