- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Your girlfriend.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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