- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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