- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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