How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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