- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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