- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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