Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Beka has AIDS

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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