What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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