Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

here's a joke... the american education society

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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