A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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