whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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