what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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