- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

the sky is green no it is not

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Barack Obama.

knock knock whos there? nobody

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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