You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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