- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What is the name of the car? What

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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