What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

9/11 my birthday

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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