Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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