- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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