- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A gay man watches football.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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