- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Horse.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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