- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Women's rights.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Guess what? You guessed it.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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