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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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