Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Dwight Howard

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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