- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Don't believe in Atheists.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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