- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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