- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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