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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Take part of what?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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