- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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