- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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