What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's your guys names?

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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