Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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