How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What's your guys names?

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Take part of what?

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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