Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

A dog is always in the pushup position.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Your mother is so fat.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

If you have a stroke, call 000

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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