- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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