How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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