- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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