Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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