Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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lol

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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