Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How old are you? 7

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Women's Rights..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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