- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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