- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

why am I writing this...im bored

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

The GOV and the WHO?

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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