- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Ron Paul for President!

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

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