Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Caramel Boing.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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