Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Your mother just died.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Anti Joke

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