- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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