- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

white or wheat? wheat please.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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