- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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