- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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