Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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