- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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