- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

y u no like me joke?

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Worms don't like apples.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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