whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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