- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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