What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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I'm hungry.

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womens rights

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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hi jonny

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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