yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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