What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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