- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

knock knock? come in

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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