Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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