What is white and black and red all over.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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