- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

womens rights.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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