What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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lol

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Anti Joke

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