- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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