roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

a black man did not eat chicken.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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