How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

All of these jokes are about white people

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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