- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

all these jokes are horrible now

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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