- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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