- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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