Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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