- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

time to spruce up!

hey hey apple

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Whats worse than suicide? death

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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