- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Potassium? K.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Tall asians

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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