- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

I had friends on the Death Star.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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