- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

pobody's nerfect

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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