What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Choir.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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