- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

black people

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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