- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Knock knock. Its open.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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