One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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