- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Take wrong turns

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

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