Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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