how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Turkey Balls

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

My jeans

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

penis in the camel

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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