What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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