In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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the sky is green no it is not

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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