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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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