What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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