Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Jordan is pregant

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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