What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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