- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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