- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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