A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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