How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Once, I went to Peru.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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