U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

"Knock knock" Come in!

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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