how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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