One time i was sitting down

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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