ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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