- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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