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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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