- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

like most people my age. im 27

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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