- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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