- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Justin with a hat.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

I'm Polish.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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