how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A baby seal walks into a club.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What hurts like hell? HELL

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Anti Joke

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