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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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