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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

salad days!

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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