- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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